Our neighbourhood is infested by deer and sometimes they go a little nuts and chase people or gore dogs. But it is not really the deer you should be afraid of. Be afraid of the women.....very very afraid.
So we joke all the time about needing voodoo dolls to deal with men who don't treat us or our friends in a respectful way. Today the joking stopped! Some A$$*&^) broke our friend's heart and then proceeded to stomp on it over and over again. We decided he needed punishment and, given the laws of the land and my aversion to industrial laundry detergent, we had to find an indirect way to do this.
Thus was born the first "Pinhead" doll. Lovingly sewn by hand by yours truly with the secret ingredient supplied by my partner in crime who performed the stealth act of stealing dirt from his yard to stuff the doll with.
The doll is made of a durable but cheap canvas stuffed with toilet paper (well the real thing is full of $&^% but we had to use something more hygienic). The following information came with her doll.
Dear "name hidden to protect the innocent";
The "Name changed to protect us from a lawsuit" doll
Enclosed: One personalized doll and two pins
You have received this Pinhead doll because your heart was broken by a jerk.
Each doll is uniquely flawed just like the men that inspire them.
All Pinhead dolls are two dimensional, have extra-large heads, two sides (faces), a black heart, bejewelled groin( and no soul).
Each doll has a “little something personal” added. (Note the mask is removable).
Pins may be stuck in the doll at will to relieve frustration and anger or just for fun! Feel free to personalize your experience by experimenting with meat, tenderizer, knives, or other sharp implements (the possibilities are only as limited as your imagination).
Safety Note: The dolls are flammable, in case that is your pleasure, but please recognize that you will only be able to do this once. Perhaps wait a little while.
With love from the Fabulously Furious Ladies
OK and following are some pictures of her special doll but I have to block his eyes out to avoid recognition as he is so vain he'll probably think this post is about him anyway.
Front side of pinhead doll(I forgot to take a picture of him without his photograph face-it unsticks and underneath is two XX eyes and a tongue hanging out.
His other side showing the second of his two faces and his black heart as well as his jewels.
I also didn't get pictures of him with the pins stuck in him but I didn't want to take away any of or friends fun.
And so men, if you feel a sharp stabbing pain in your eye, heart, jewels or ???? think about it...Who did you piss off? And does she live in Cadboro Bay?
The FF (Fashionably Furious) Ladies